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Corporate Demotivational Poster

THE CORPORATE LADDER - Don’t worry you’ll get your promotion soon enough.

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Rating: 4.37/5

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TheDarkLeviathan - November 17, 2011, 9:14 am
Don't talk about that stupid movie.
timothep - November 17, 2011, 4:45 am
Human Centipede


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kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 12:50 am
All i see are a bunch of teenage tools.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:52 am
So you're saying corporate types don't drink frappaccinos?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:10 am
Hurts your message, helps your thirst. It depends which way you look at it.

JACOB'S LADDER... - Climb up or under it cause there is no in between in corporate America.


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Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
Damn good chuckle there. Well played.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:45 pm

GRAMMAR FAIL - It appears that your climb to the top of the corporate ladder is going great!!

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Rating: 3.2/5

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DEAR CORPORATE AMERICA - Please take the hint.

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Sean - April 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
And how is that NOT a viable marketing strategy ... sheesh. You know waht CB? You were too good for that company.
Cubbybear - April 13, 2009, 2:54 pm
In my defense...Who doesn't want bigger boobies?
Sean - April 13, 2009, 1:27 pm
And in his belated defence: can you come up with a better marketing strategy?
Sean - April 13, 2009, 1:26 pm
I'd like th thank Cubbybear for allowing me to turn a bitter moment in his life into what I hope is a valuable life lesson for others who wish to stay longer in the corporate world than CB's month and a half.


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Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:32 pm
She IS the chute!
Iconoclast - August 12, 2010, 10:28 pm
But, can she slide down the emergency escape chute? Top heavy?
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
Who'd have thunk you could motorboat on a plane? 5L
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
Holy moly!... holey moley?... You know what I mean. That's some carry on luggage. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:33 pm
Nice 5L

CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!


CORPORATE WORLD - It Makes You Excited About Wearing The Same Shit You Wore To College To Get This Damned Job

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Rating: 2.38/5

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Debbie Downer - August 22, 2008, 12:01 pm
I didn't think anything could make me feel worse. Well done!


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Rating: 2.2/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 30, 2012, 1:52 pm
You called me an antique... you have your 'Abused' status back in full swing. Glad you could look past sarcasm. Pleasure for that, really was one of the better ones that day... Visit the forums if you have time, could use fresh meat like you there. Cheers
Ism - May 27, 2012, 2:20 pm
i knew you werent hating... i was honored you even noticed & commented on my post... infact its was appreciated... us newlings can learn a thing or two from the antiques... (^,~)
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 7:25 am
Approval I'd guess, Trying to prove that the abused is not as bad as the abuser makes out they are. (Ps, If you think I'm hating......... even that sentence drives me to a facepalm)
Ism - May 26, 2012, 7:21 pm
wow... i got my 1st Hater and its M0rd3kal... why is it that the abused always wants to please their abuser..?
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:35 am
You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days

Corporate Advancement -

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Rating: 4.88/5

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Going with the flow -

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:13 pm
I 5L hate the ones that plug up the chute!
Airman - March 29, 2014, 12:33 pm
as only a dog would know


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spacedog - August 31, 2010, 7:04 pm
Cubbybear - August 31, 2010, 10:21 am
5 poodles! You know what's funny to me personally? I know no woman named Carol....LOL!

corporate managers -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L

Micromanaging -

Corporate Fat Cats -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 12:38 am
Good job.
CloudchaserS - May 18, 2013, 11:57 pm
I wouldn't worry about pe-cahn, pe-can, I'd just make pie


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Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 11:21 pm
Praise, cont'd.


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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:09 am
c...c...c...c...combo breaker!!!! oh wait..................... b...b...b...b...bull

Upward Mobility -

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Adventure -

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Rick69 - February 22, 2016, 3:17 pm
Great presentation as always... Found it a bit difficult to understand the premise. But, then again, I'm a full-time student!